Father-In-Law Quotes

We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one Annie Oakley had, and my husband has a .357 Magnum pistol. All those are locked up tight, of course. We have a couple of pellet guns that get more use than the real guns.

We have three generations at home, including my father-in-law. I keep a very low profile, and a lot of things I do are very much with the family in mind. I have actually made films with the family around me.

Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.

My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?