Frank Carson's Quotes
Born: 1926-11-06
Profession: Comedian
Nation: Irish
Biography of Frank Carson
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Tags: Heart, Marriage, WifeWhat's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Tags: Between, Difference, WifeSo I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Tags: Again, British, SaidHave you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Tags: Car, Engine, HeardIt's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
Tags: Health, Old, Worry