Franklin Jones's Quotes

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Sex is a two-way treat.