Fuzzy Zoeller's Quotes

Playing with friends is a victory.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

What's appropriate in America anymore?

When things are going good they just keep going good.

When you have strings, everybody pulls you here and pulls you there.

When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

It's kind of exciting again. I'm doing everything right, right now. I'm driving the ball well and I'm hitting some pretty good irons and giving myself opportunities.

There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It's a very special week, and being able to wear that green jacket. It's made my whole career. It's special.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.