George Gobel's Quotes

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.