Getting Drunk Quotes

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.