Holiday Season Quotes

There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

For me, I think everybody with half a heart tries to do their best to do their part of good during the holiday season.

Overspending is as certain a part of the holiday season as overeating. But pushing away from both the table and the cash register at least a little bit sooner can make the post-holiday hangover hurt a little bit less.