Housekeeper Quotes

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I met this woman who was a hundred, this housekeeper, a hundred years old. I interviewed her. She just told me about her whole life. She's like, 'I can't read, I can't write; I can tell you who I was working for, and I can tell you the year, but who was president?'

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!