Ian Hart's Quotes

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.

I need something to do when I'm not working, or I crawl up the walls. So I've just taken up kung fu. I was looking for some kind of calming, relaxing activity. I tried yoga, but it wasn't really me.

You learn more doing than doing training.

I just wanna build momentum again. Keeping yourself in work is one thing, keeping yourself in good work's another. But if it doesn't work out, so be it. As the Taoists say, Learn to accept that which you cannot change.

Everyone should be good at what they do.

I hate auditions - when I'm doing them, I can't wait to get out the bleeding door.

I just want to be rich and famous.

I was relatively technically adept. I can edit and wire up a light.

I'm belligerent rather than ambitious.

I'm not usually attracted to big-budget American films.

I've only used my own voice about four times on film.

Not being able to work would make me very unhappy.

That's what I like about Neil Jordan's films: everyone is better at what they do than you are.

We tend to think about fascism in terms of the Second World War.

Well, put it like this, if you're not a kid, you're a wizard.

When you get to 15 and most of your teachers are priests, there's bound to be a conflict.

Even before my audition, there were several pages missing from my script because those bits were so unbelievably secret not even I was allowed to see them.