Insane Quotes

Being a producer, I deal with a lot of different directors, and some of them would drive me insane with all the different histrionics, and the mystique that they carry.

It's insane to try to balance the budget.

North Korea is not an insane nation. It is not a crazy nation.

Not being published would be great. When I say that to other writers they look at me as if I'm totally insane.

I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.

Could I pass a week in the insane ward at Blackwell's Island? I said I could and I would. And I did.

I had never been near insane persons before in my life, and had not the faintest idea of what their actions were like.

I shuddered to think how completely the insane were in the power of their keepers, and how one could weep and plead for release, and all of no avail, if the keepers were so minded.

I had a suit made for me when I was five. It was double-breasted, mohair and purple. My mother was very particular about clothing - it always used to have to go back into the plastic and it used to drive me insane.

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane, If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.

You have to be insane to direct.

Being in the Spice Girls was an insane experience.

I'm a huge Obama fan. I think it's such an unbelievably great thing to have a President who's competent and not insane.

Those who know that the consensus of many centuries has sanctioned the conception that the earth remains at rest in the middle of the heavens as its center, would, I reflected, regard it as an insane pronouncement if I made the opposite assertion that the earth moves.

We had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little, we went insane.

I don't really think of my essays as being about myself. I know it sounds insane, but I just don't think of them as a memoir. They're essays; they're not an autobiography.

You'll go insane if you try to have a picture-book house.

Well, many insane people and seriously mentally ill people seem very reasonable.

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

Apparently I'm introspective... levelheaded... but at the same time, absolutely insane.

I'm a bit of a workaholic. When I feel like I'm not doing something, it drives me insane.

I think because my life is so insane and it's constantly going at 120 miles per hour, my favorite thing to do is sit at home in front of the TV and check out.

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.

The things the writers have me doing on 'Suburgatory' are insane. I think they think it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

When people ask about inspirations, and you're like 'oh, it was a flower or a mountain or a pony', some people just think you're insane. I'm worried to come across that way.

I was awfully curious to find out why I didn't go insane.

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas.

If you watch 'E.T.' and say that there are holes in the story because this alien lands, then don't go to the movie! It drives me insane.

The whole thing of clothes is insane. You can spend a dollar on a jacket in a thrift store. And you can spend a thousand dollars on a jacket in a shop. And if you saw those two jackets walking down the street, you probably wouldn't know which was which.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Flirt!'s mascara is insane - I don't need false lashes when I wear it.

The paparazzi is kind of crazy here in L.A., but it's nothing like it is in London. They are animals over there, it's insane.

The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.

When we first did 'Modernist Cuisine,' I think most people in cookbook publishing would have said, 'This is insane.'

If only the authorities could be made to realize that the forces leading them on in the armament race are just insane.

I pick up the details that drive the organization insane. But sweating the details is more important than anything else.

If something strikes me as insane and unjust, I cannot tolerate that.

The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.

I'd never buy something, even if it's a great brand, that is a competitor to something I already own; that's insane.

So it's conceivable I'll do something insane, or more insane than Dawn of the Dead. If that's possible.

People tend to think I'm insane, and I'm really tired of it.

I'll say it loud and say it proud. I'm completely insane.

A 'GQ' award is kind of, like, insane. It's a huge thing.

I'd traveled a lot, was going temporarily insane and became very successful, but there was no one to take that all home to.

It's insane but it's a great insane.

Peter Boyle on Everybody Loves Raymond is more of an insane Dad.

I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane. All I can say now is that I am, and intend to stay, a single man.

I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.

Our country's national crime is lynching. It is not the creature of an hour, the sudden outburst of uncontrolled fury, or the unspeakable brutality of an insane mob.

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

I'm kind of insane when it comes to music, a little obsessed.