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Born: 1970-01-01
Profession: Novelist
Nation: American
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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

Tags: After, Motivational, Wait

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

Tags: Charity, Dog, Hungry

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.

Tags: Good, Life, Sometimes

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.

Tags: Planet, Rather, Sleepy

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

Tags: Days, Time, Trying

I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.

Tags: Planet, Rather, Sleepy

If cash comes with fame, come fame; if cash comes without fame, come cash.

Tags: Cash, Fame

Darn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the reverse gear?

Tags: Turn, Wheel, Why

There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy comes when one is most alive, and it comes as a complete forgetfulness that one is alive.

Tags: Cannot, Life, Living

Affluence means influence.

Tags: Affluence, Influence, Means

One cannot violate the promptings of one's nature without having that nature recoil upon itself.

Tags: Cannot, Nature, Recoil

The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.

Tags: Class, God, Mother

Life is so short. I would rather sing one song than interpret the thousand.

Tags: Life, Rather, Short

San Francisco is gone. Nothing remains of it but memories.

Tags: Gone, Memories, Remains

I write for no other purpose than to add to the beauty that now belongs to me. I write a book for no other reason than to add three or four hundred acres to my magnificent estate.

Tags: Beauty, Book, Reason

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

Tags: Enough, Said, Wanted

I was born nine months premature.

Tags: Born, Months, Nine

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

Tags: Book, Hair, Loss

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

Tags: Everybody, She

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

Tags: Doctor, Medical, Said

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

Tags: Dating, Girlfriend, Said

People read me but they don't subscribe.

Tags: Read, Subscribe

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

Tags: Concerned, Said, Thought

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

Tags: After, Cause, Pride

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

Tags: Give, Home, Nice

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

Tags: Father, Funny, Put
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I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

Tags: Military, Off, Training

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

Tags: Funny, Hair, Morning

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

Tags: Cause, Enhancing, May

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

Tags: End, Said, Worry

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

Tags: Free, Funny, Getting

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

Tags: Dad, Father, Music

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

Tags: Country, Leave, Light

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

Tags: Identity, Wants, Worry

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

Tags: Girl, Storm, Weather

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

Tags: Else, Left, Said

I saw a stationery store move.

Tags: Move, Store

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

Tags: Here, Lonely, Road

I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.

Tags: Asked, Kicked, Store

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

Tags: Time

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

Tags: Boss, Gear, Him

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

Tags: Crabs, Girlfriend, Her

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

Tags: Family, Pictures, Whole

You know what burns me? Matches.

Tags: Burns, Matches

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

Tags: Guy, Job, Questions

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

Tags: Involves, Rock, Window

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

Tags: Today, Tomorrow

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

Tags: Today, Year

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

Tags: Anybody, Here

I model irregular clothing.

Tags: Clothing, Irregular, Model
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