Jack London's Quotes
Born: 1970-01-01
Profession: Novelist
Nation: American
Biography of Jack London
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Tags: After, Motivational, WaitA bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Tags: Charity, Dog, HungryLife is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.
Tags: Good, Life, SometimesI would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
Tags: Planet, Rather, SleepyThe proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Tags: Days, Time, TryingI would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
Tags: Planet, Rather, SleepyDarn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the reverse gear?
Tags: Turn, Wheel, WhyThere is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy comes when one is most alive, and it comes as a complete forgetfulness that one is alive.
Tags: Cannot, Life, LivingOne cannot violate the promptings of one's nature without having that nature recoil upon itself.
Tags: Cannot, Nature, RecoilLife is so short. I would rather sing one song than interpret the thousand.
Tags: Life, Rather, ShortI write for no other purpose than to add to the beauty that now belongs to me. I write a book for no other reason than to add three or four hundred acres to my magnificent estate.
Tags: Beauty, Book, ReasonI wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
Tags: Enough, Said, WantedI went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
Tags: Doctor, Medical, SaidMy girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
Tags: Dating, Girlfriend, SaidThey asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
Tags: Concerned, Said, ThoughtAfter all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
Tags: After, Cause, PrideI went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
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I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
Tags: Military, Off, TrainingI told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
Tags: End, Said, WorryI wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
Tags: Dad, Father, MusicAt Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
Tags: Country, Leave, LightI don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
Tags: Identity, Wants, WorryI went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
Tags: Asked, Kicked, StoreI went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
Tags: TimeMy girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
Tags: Crabs, Girlfriend, Her