Jane Kaczmarek's Quotes

I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.

For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.

When I think of all the years in my 30s when I starved myself... but when I got the role of Lois, I stopped thinking about my looks and was just myself.

Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape.

Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.

I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.

Student teaching is the hardest job there is.

Tennis lets you talk while you're playing.

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.

One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice volley and not really keeping score, not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with each other.