Joel McHale's Quotes
Born: 1971-11-20
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
Biography of Joel McHale
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
Tags: Maybe, Taking, WaterIt's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.
Tags: Along, Awesome, WeekendMy goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
Tags: Career, Famous, GoalOnce you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
Tags: Good, Once, WhileYes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
Tags: End, Fact, PutYou have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
Tags: Audition, Nail, TalentIn prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
Tags: Beauty, Off, SometimesIt's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.
Tags: Career, Good, Hard