John Mulaney's Quotes
Born: 1982-08-26
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
Biography of John Mulaney
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
Tags: Dad, Money, UnderstandThe more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
Tags: Fail, Stuff, TimeYou can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.
Tags: Food, Good, WorkYou can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
Tags: Both, Side, StoryAs I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter... With my friends, I was still an extrovert.
Tags: Friends, Real, SchoolGoing on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for.
Tags: Alone, Home, SometimesI like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.
Tags: Fun, Funny, SomeoneI plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera.
Tags: Plan, Stand, SureStand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn't be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.
Tags: Fun, Opinions, SayingThe difficulty of getting a movie made through a major studio is so extreme that when a movie comes out, everyone should give it four stars because it was accomplished.
Tags: Everyone, Give, Stars