Larry Miller's Quotes

Born: 1953-10-15
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
Biography of Larry Miller
Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.
Tags: Thinking, Thoughts, WomenManufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher.
Tags: Looking, Making, MarketI was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out.
Tags: Body, House, Wind