Late-Night Talk Quotes

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.