Laugh Quotes

Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.

My relatives used to laugh when I talked of being a writer.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I've been acting since second grade, telling stories, making my parents laugh here and there, so I'm hoping my 'thing' is acting. But I also make a really good bread pudding.

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.

I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself.

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit it two steps the other way. It goes right by his glove and I laugh.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

People laugh at me because I don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow.

It makes me laugh when I hear a guy talking about being in touch with his feminine side. But I gravitate towards women; I identify with them. And I do cry very easily, more and more as I get older.

I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy.

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

Never give up. Laugh a lot. Be good to others.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

My little boy Sonny makes me laugh all the time. He has good comedic timing.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

It only works because we still amuse each other. After we have been working with other people, it is so refreshing to laugh unreservedly when we are back together again.

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's because we're so similar and close to each other that we make each other laugh - in fact we make each other laugh more than we make anyone else laugh.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious.

Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh, and that's definitely a challenge.

I just think it's fun to remind people that good television has exited and it can exist again and just to give them pleasure and enjoy it and make them laugh.

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

I want to make people laugh.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.

Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.

I really, really love music. I'm affected by it and uplifted by it, and made to laugh and cry, and almost fall in love with the person who has made me feel so brilliant and communicated so profoundly to me.

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long.

One of the things that comedy has given me over the years is a really good ability to laugh at myself and to not take things that don't matter too much too seriously. I feel that very little offends me anymore and I'm really grateful for that because I think I was a pretty uptight little kid.

People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

I'll be in Los Angeles for two weeks and I'll have a laugh, get battered and have a buzz, but at the end of the day, I'll go home. It's just me earning a few more stories to tell everyone at home and all.

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

Whatever makes you laugh is fine, and all we can do as comedy professionals is try to steer you towards something that we think is a little better - but not put you down or just perplex you in the process.

Yeah, you know, I like to throw myself on the sword so that others may feel better about themselves. I tell the stories that you all want to forget, but when you remember it, it hopefully makes you laugh.

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her.

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.

The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'.

I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh.

When a book is alive, really alive, you feel it. You put it to your ear here, and you feel it breathe, sometimes laugh, sometimes cry, just like a person, a little person.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

I love hearing people laugh.

You can maybe be artistic and really original and creative, but as long as it's got that funniness at the root of it, then certain people are going to love it just because they need a laugh.

The first thing I read was of my character on the phone talking to Sydney's fiance. Though short, it was so beautifully written, and it made me laugh. I thought if I wanted to play a character, this would be it.

You start realizing that maybe you're the one night a month that people have out, and they don't need to hear your political views or how dark you can get. They just want to laugh for an hour and go home. Once I wrapped my head around that, my act evolved accordingly.

I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

It's good to laugh at times that feel inappropriate.

We are not here to laugh.