Laura Kightlinger's Quotes
Born: 1969-06-13
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
Biography of Laura Kightlinger
I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
Tags: Keeps, Petrol, RejectionI used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Tags: Drinking, Happy, UsedWe've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
Tags: Good, Mistakes, MoneyI guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
Tags: Bad, Guess, MarriageI love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Tags: Lost, Love, SpaceI want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Tags: Dead, Dress, FamousI'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'
Tags: Bit, Next, PlaceWomen can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
Tags: Negative, Often, WomenI really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
Tags: Movies, Woman, Women