Laura Schlessinger's Quotes

The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.

There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.

There are so many ways to talk with the people who appreciate my help.

We all do stupid things.

We all have to make choices in life.

Well, I'm a Harley Babe.

Well, the truth is that a lot of people lie about their health, they lie about the finances, they lie about things at work, they lie about things.

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

A typical complaint of married women with children is that their job stress tired them out so that they have little quality emotion and energy left for their children, much less their husbands.

I want to be able to say what's on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry, some special interest group deciding this is the time to silence a voice of dissent and attack affiliates, attack sponsors. I'm sort of done with that.

Gay activists claim that because I don't subscribe to their political agenda, I am a homophobe, meaning I have a mental disorder - because that is what phobias are.

One thing I've been happy as peach pie about - because I'm all about the children and the happiness of a woman because that makes the happiness of the home - is that nannies, day cares and babysitters are all collapsing, which is forcing moms and dads to raise their children at home.

When men or women make their work their top priority and become hostile to the normal, natural needs of their children and spouse - obviously, something is wrong.

When you live in a condo complex with people next door, I don't know how you can be dead for four months without anybody noticing you not coming and going.

Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship.

If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.

Don't worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward.

Values are principles and ideas that bring meaning to the seemingly mundane experience of life. A meaningful life that ultimately brings happiness and pride requires you to respond to temptations as well as challenges with honor, dignity, and courage.

I think it was much better when you got on your horse and rode two miles to talk to your neighbor.

Psychology doesn't like to talk about evil. It likes to talk about bad childhoods. But I very much believe that some people are evil and motivation is not necessary for evil.

This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your life. If you want to fritter it away with your fears, then you will fritter it away, but you won't get it back later.

Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.

When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

Children are not a right, they are a privileged obligation.

I love revenge.

We all get self-centered.

For a long time, I was a career woman and that was it.

Guys are very simple.

I am married.

I climb mountains.

I pretty much preach, teach and nag.

I really am a woman at peace.

I talk every day about doing the right thing.

I want to regain my First Amendment rights.

I was in college in the '60s, and the whole feminist movement had swept me up.

I'm involved in so many different things, and there are so many profound reactions to what I do because I am big counter culture.

I'm kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active.