Lazy Quotes

I can be a lazy slob.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period.

The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy.

How can a parliamentarian or a leader in a country say, on the one hand, that we're going to support Greece but at the same time say that Greeks are lazy?

I think one of my favorite things to do is just lock myself up in a small room and listen to music and watch films for a day. Also I just like seeing my friends. We have pizza parties which means I get four friends round, we eat a pizza and we're really lazy and we play PlayStation.

People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.

I know the responsibility that entails from telling a story. The one thing I despise the most is when I go to a movie and I see a whole bunch of lazy actors making me waste my time and money.

When we came out with 'Lazy Sunday,' the greatest compliment I heard was that Questlove had it on his iPod.

If anything, the bailouts actually hindered lending, as banks became more like house pets that grow fat and lazy on two guaranteed meals a day than wild animals that have to go out into the jungle and hunt for opportunities in order to eat.

I'm naturally quite lazy, and I actually think I'm lax about my career. None of my work defines who I am.

I'm a lazy sod.

Everyone's really lazy in L.A.

I would rather do movies because I'm very lazy and the hours are much easier.

We're both very very lazy, and having someone else do half the work is very convenient.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

Programmers can be lazy.

I'm a jeans and t-shirts kind of guy, but there have definitely been moments where I'm like, 'You know what? I need to upgrade a little bit.' I've tried to snazz things up as much as I can, with me being as lazy as I am.

I tend to be a lazy actress, unless I'm pushed.

Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

I just would never go audition, and yet I was in very visible places where people would come looking for actors. I say I'm lazy, though I'm sure if I were in therapy for a lot of years, it would turn out to be a lot more than laziness. After awhile, it was, like, too embarrassing for me not to go on auditions. I had to be humiliated into it.

There will always be non-readers, bad readers, lazy readers - there always were.

Fatalism is the lazy man's way of accepting the inevitable.

I kept being told,'If you really want to build a start up, you have to be in San Francisco,' so I ended up taking out a suitcase. It did occur to me to do it in London but it's very, very difficult to build a start up in London - so I guess I was being lazy.

My skin is really sensitive, so I don't use too much on it. I'm actually really bad at washing my face. I get so lazy at night so I usually buy the Neutrogena wipes and it gets all the makeup off and its easy and that's the way to go. I hate washing my face, so I always use the wipes.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

But then, I just decided to get off my lazy butt and take advantage of the L.A. weather.

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.

I'm really lazy!

Yeah, I am lazy. There's no doubt about that.

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought to insist on more precise identification even if they remain anonymous.

Such is the nature of comic strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste. Typically, the end result is lazy, rich cartoonists.

I'm just really a lazy homebody.

I'm always busy, but I'm lazy as well.

The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed to a bad $265 massage.

Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.

If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get out and be active on Sunday.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

Along with the lazy man... the dying man is the immoral man: the former, a subject that does not work; the latter, an object that no longer even makes itself available to be worked on by others.

It should cause no surprise that anyone so lazy as myself should be economical to the point of miserliness with everything he writes.

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.

Oh, if I could put some of my reckless spirit into these discreet cautious lazy men!

Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.

I'm a bit shy, I suppose, and a bit lazy.

A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he set out, will have condemned himself to second-hand thoughts and to second-rate friends.

Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.

If you've become a huge act and you're still doing the same music you wrote with your friends when you were making zero dollars, you're lazy.

I think of myself as a very lazy writer, though other people see it differently.

There're so many things I want to do, like become more media savvy. I am too lazy. But I'm making an effort.

The one size fits all approach of standardized testing is convenient but lazy.

I believe welfare makes you lazy and unproductive.

How much are we willing to lose from our already short lives by losing ourselves in our Blackberries, our iPhones, by not paying attention to the human being across from us who is talking with us, by being so lazy that we're not willing to process deeply?

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I like to work. I don't like to have lulls. I feel like it makes me lazy and uncreative, and that's when your ideas become stagnant.

My dad is really just lazy. He has nothing, I feel, to offer this world.

I love being physical, but I am extreme either way. I can be superfit. And then I can be really lazy and ignore everything.

I'm very lazy when it comes to making the original sound. I don't go through amplifiers and different compressors and signal parts. I just grab something, whether its an old guitar or a children's toy that happens to be lying around, and record it straight into the computer.

I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out!

I have sporadic OCD cleaning moments around the house. But then I get lazy and I'm cured. It's a very inconsistent personality trait.

Most people, when they hear the disease name, it's all they know about it. It sounds so mild. When I first was sick, for the first 10 years or so, I was dismissed. I was ridiculed and told I was lazy. It was a joke.

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic!

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I tend to leave the house without makeup all the time. I'm kind of lazy that way.

I think that we give the impression, to carry on your metaphor, that we go a little faster than we actually do. I'm fairly lazy so I'm always interested in slowing down.

An industrious sinner I much prefer to a lazy saint.

I think the press gets lazy once a certain kind of image is out there. It just adheres, rather than the press trying to break that down.

Cinema seats make people lazy. They expect to be given all the information. But for me, question marks are the punctuation of life.

When you drop your guard in films, the acting process compensates. You get lazy and you start acting.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.