Louie Anderson's Quotes
Born: 1953-03-24
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
Biography of Louie Anderson
I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.
Tags: Done, Hurt, SorryI'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
Tags: Act, Home, ShowWe all think we're going to get out of debt.
Tags: DebtA real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?
Tags: End, Mean, RealDr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.
Tags: Book, Caring, UnderstandI was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.
Tags: Famous, Forget, HimI've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.
Tags: Greedy, Money, PlaceYou have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
Tags: Family, Funny, Yourself