Mad Quotes

I had to learn not to let anyone push me around, to be brave and to say things I knew might make people mad.

You're neither unnatural, nor abominable, nor mad; you're as much a part of what people call nature as anyone else.

Everyone has a mad half-hour once a month.

I run a lot. I have this five-mile run that I try and do a few times a week. If I do more, I get shin splints and it drives me mad, so I have to balance it.

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.

I teach that all men are mad.

The man is either mad, or he is making verses.

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

I also remember the second band I was in ever. We were called Hybrid. We got a show at this local street fair, and we were playing on the back of a flatbed truck. There was an ad in the paper, and it said that 'Hybird' is playing. I was so mad.

If success had come along when I was 17 it would either have killed me or sent me completely mad.

If you create something that is asking for people to respond as they're going to respond, you have to allow them to respond as they're going to respond. Some of the people are going to be uninterested and some people are going to be mad for some reason, which is their business. That's just the way the world is.

I have mad luck. I'm super-good at games like backgammon or anything that requires rolling dice.

Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.

San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.

I've always been mad about cats.

I've always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there's people used to get mad at me because I didn't hang out and things like that. I've never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I've never been posse, and all that. I'm a quiet storm.

I get very caught up with things. I used to be dominated by domestic things. I had a lovely house in LA-and it became this growing, mad obsession.

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

Every time I get mad, I grab my hammer and make a bookshelf or something.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

Humor is reason gone mad.

While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.

I write to keep from going mad from the contradictions I find among mankind - and to work some of those contradictions out for myself.

What do we mean by 'crazy?' What do we mean by 'mad?' At what point is a person just different and at what point can we call it a disease and say that they are not responsible for their actions? Or are we all slaves to the chemical processes that go on in our brains?

You have to be able to be a good loser. You have to be okay knowing you're going to fail every day in something without getting mad and upset.

I drive past the Mad Men billboard every day and I can't believe I'm on that show.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

Someone yelled at me once, 'You never write about yourself.' People used to get so mad at me for that. But my definition of myself is completely up for grabs. I'm everywhere, just like we all are.

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

The worst of madmen is a saint run mad.

Get mad, then get over it.

If you must be mad, be it not for the things of the world. Be mad with the love of God.

I love 'Mad Men' & 'Nip Tuck.'

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

Don't get even, get mad.

Gone are the days when you'd have to tune in to a mad illegal radio station late at night to be able to hear the rapper of your choice. That's all changed now. That's all gone out of the window. And I feel like I represent that change. I represent the era of iPods and Shuffle and things like that.

I had this wild imagination. I was never me. All my childhood photos, I'm in fancy dress, playing a Russian refuge or Marvelous Mad Madam Mim.

The essential support and encouragement comes from within, arising out of the mad notion that your society needs to know what only you can tell it.

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.

Oh yes, things get me mad. But the thing is, I get mad, and then I turn around and I forget.

The Queen is most anxious to enlist everyone in checking this mad, wicked folly of 'Women's Rights'. It is a subject which makes the Queen so furious that she cannot contain herself.

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

Obviously Mad TV, SNL are one kind of show, whereas The State belongs to the kind of show that is entirely conceived written and performed by a set group that existed before the TV show.

We must not contradict, but instruct him that contradicts us; for a madman is not cured by another running mad also.

If I make a song where I'm happy, I sound completely mad - I think my voice is better-suited for sadder songs.

I'm kinda mad that I had to wait 28 years to jump on a skateboard.

I work so much. If I don't get all the comforts, I will turn mad.

But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine.

My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost.'

My wife gets mad at me, because I'll worry more about my friends than I worry about myself.

I both love and do not love; and am mad and not mad.

I don't know if I ever really get mad in real life.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

Occasionally, when I get mad at a woman, I'll do some great, awful painting about her.

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.

Some deemed him wondrous wise, and some believed him mad.

Mostly it was Mad magazine. And I did read a lot of - I had a subscription when I was little, but I also had access to some old collections, the little paperbacks of the really good stuff.

The satiric ethos of Mad was a much bigger childhood influence.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

It's the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you're mad, then dangerous, then there's a pause and then you can't find anyone who disagrees with you.

All of us are mad. If it weren't for the fact every one of us is slightly abnormal, there wouldn't be any point in giving each person a separate name.

'Mad' is a term we use to describe a man who is obsessed with one idea and nothing else.

I've had a few gigs where things have got out of hand and there has been a huge crush with my fans. They are important and I don't want them being hurt. They are a mad crowd.

I'm mad for satin.

The process of making a movie is what I love. I thrive on that. It's an exciting miracle, a mad adventure. I love being part of it.

The public is mad, frustrated, but what the public wants is progress.

I write plays not to make money, but to stop myself from going mad. Because it's my way of making the world rational to me.

Celebrity is ridiculous and silly and it's mad that people like me are listened to - you know, rap stars and movie stars.

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field.