Mark McKinney's Quotes
Born: 1959-06-26
Profession: Comedian
Nation: Canadian
Biography of Mark McKinney
And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
Tags: Getting, Single, WrongWhat? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
Tags: Pick, Somebody, WantsTwo stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
Tags: After, Short, WantedI'm no economist. I don't even play one on TV. I'm just a husband, a father, a taxpayer.
Tags: Father, Husband, TvI've spent the better part of my career in politics and public policy working on and fighting for education reforms.
Tags: Career, Education, PoliticsIf we cannot come together to pause, to respect our dead and the heroic lives of meaning they led, then ours is truly a civilization lost.
Tags: Lost, Respect, TogetherIf you're a Democrat and 'The New York Times' is calling for your head, you know it's time for an exit strategy.
Tags: Head, Time, TimesImmigration is the most explosive issue I've seen in my political career.
Tags: Career, Political, SeenImmigration reform almost happened under President George W. Bush. Twice. And it was comprehensive.
Tags: Almost, Happened, PresidentIn politics, not all lies are all lies. And not all truths are complete.
Tags: Complete, Lies, PoliticsInfrastructure spending does not create immediate jobs, and more than half of those jobs will pull from the pool of the already employed.
Tags: Create, Half, JobsIt's much more powerful and compelling to create a positive vision than it is to tear somebody down.
Tags: Positive, Powerful, VisionIt's rare when a president wins the campaign without winning independents.
Tags: President, Rare, WinningLimited government, low taxes, controlled spending and debt, and a restrained regulatory environment make Texas work.
Tags: Debt, Government, WorkMiddle America believes in fair play, an equal opportunity to succeed or to fail.
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Mitt Romney is a businessman, a turnaround artist, a CEO. That is who he is. The former governor has experience in the public and private sector.
Tags: Artist, Experience, PublicMitt Romney is a nice guy. But, we know where nice guys finish in politics.
Tags: Guy, Nice, PoliticsMy brother is one of my true heroes. Steady and sober where I am impulsive and emotional.
Tags: Brother, Emotional, TrueNegativity drove me out of politics in the mid-Nineties.
Tags: Drove, Negativity, PoliticsNews is virtual now. It is not 24-hour news cycles; it is instant news cycles. It is live. News is live all the time, around the clock.
Tags: Clock, News, TimeObama killed Osama. Yes, President Barack Obama gets to crow about the killing of Osama bin Laden.
Tags: Obama, President, YesPolitics at bottom is not all that complicated. It's all about timing.
Tags: Bottom, Politics, TimingPolitics only makes the difficult challenge of marriage even harder, with the demands of the job and the public spotlight it casts on a union.
Tags: Job, Marriage, PoliticsRand Paul comes off like an academic stiff who wants to give us a lecture on American civics.
Tags: American, Give, OffReasonable people can reasonably disagree on policy.
Tags: Disagree, Policy, ReasonableRunning for president is hard. But it's good preparation. Because being president is a lot harder.
Tags: Good, Hard, PresidentSocial Security and Medicare are necessary safety nets, but they are nearing insolvency as fewer pay in, more take out, and more take out more.
Tags: Pay, Security, SocialTechnology and social media have brought power back to the people.
Tags: Power, Social, TechnologyTechnology has had more of an impact on the presidency and how the presidency communicates than anything.
Tags: Impact, Presidency, TechnologyTemporary tax cuts don't create permanent confidence, nor permanent jobs.
Tags: Confidence, Create, TaxThe GOP cannot expect to win the presidency in the future by simply relying on running up big numbers with white voters.
Tags: Cannot, Future, WinThe Hippocratic Oath says do no harm. It's the Hypocritical Oath that says do no harm to one's political future.
Tags: Future, Political, SaysThe Newtown massacre created a tipping point on the gun debate in America.
Tags: America, Gun, PointThe office of the president is the most powerful in the world. It is also, at times, the most powerless.
Tags: Powerful, President, TimesThe press doesn't just cover presidential campaigns, they influence them by making arbitrary decisions about who is 'top tier' and merits coverage.
Tags: Decisions, Influence, MakingThe Republican Party needs to, first of all, quit electing people in primaries that have prehistoric notions about women's issues.
Tags: Needs, Republican, WomenThere's no question that many factors contribute to voters' perceptions about debates and who wins and who loses.
Tags: Loses, Question, WinsTo pull off successful attacks in debates, you have to execute with nuance and subtlety. It has to be artful.
Tags: Debates, Off, SuccessfulTwitter is not a business. I know its founders would like to think it is. It is, for the most part, a diversion.
Tags: Business, Diversion, FoundersUnfortunately, in American politics there are no standards for shame.
Tags: American, Politics, ShameWages, investments, and home values are the three legs of the economic stool for most Americans.
Tags: Home, Three, ValuesWhen elected officials and others contribute to a climate and culture that fosters hyper-partisanship, we've got to blow the whistle.
Tags: Culture, Elected, OthersA failure to act is a terrible, stunning legacy for any leader. But far worse when it is the president of the United States. And that's the point driven home by Romney's selection of Ryan, who dared to lead when Obama did not.
Tags: Failure, Home, LeaderA few words about Sarah Palin: She is one of the most fascinating women I have ever met. She crackles with energy like a live electrical wire and on first meeting gets about three inches from your face.
Tags: Energy, Women, WordsA troubled economy is always the sitting president's fault. It was when Ronald Reagan defeated Jimmy Carter, when Bill Clinton defeated George H.W. Bush, and when Barack Obama defeated John McCain by running against George W. Bush.
Tags: Against, Economy, PresidentAdvocacy groups and voters are not wrong to push candidates to declare their position clearly on policy issues. That is good citizenship. Hard questions should be asked of every candidate, every politician. And those public servants should be prepared to answer, but in their own words.
Tags: Good, Hard, WordsAmerica glories in its tradition of the self-made individual. Political candidates compete to be a friend to entrepreneurs, and policymakers, imagining the next Microsoft or Google, design laws to back the innovator in the garage.
Tags: Design, Friend, PoliticalAs a husband and as a father of girls, I cannot imagine any woman in my family making the sacrifice of sanity required to run for office. The limited reward for public service cannot blunt the cost.
Tags: Family, Father, HusbandAs history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've got a full-blown trade war. No one ever wins, and consumers always get screwed.
Tags: Another, History, WarConservative women in politics run a punishing gauntlet. They endure psychological evaluations and near-gynecological exams their male and liberal counterparts do not.
Tags: Politics, Run, WomenConsumers can choose from hundreds of channels today, including dozens for kids. At a time of dwindling resources, we don't need to be subsidizing PBS. It's time for Big Bird the mooch to compete with 'Dora the Explorer' and 'Bob the Builder.'
Tags: Big, Time, TodayContrary to conventional military and game theory, the most effective offense is sometimes a direct attack against your political opponent's greatest strength - not his weaknesses - to place him immediately on the defensive.
Tags: Greatest, Political, StrengthConvention speeches are powerful tools to bend the curve of public opinion. George H. W. Bush's 1988 convention speech is a great example. His son's speech was also quite powerful.
Tags: Great, Powerful, SonDebt is a drag, a reality you may experience with every credit-card bill you open. But for a corporation or a government, it can be even more of a drag - on economic growth and job creation.
Tags: Experience, Government, JobEvery day I am being told to sign up for Tumblr, Yammer, Friendfeed, Plaxo, Last.fm, ping.fm or the hot social-media tool du jour that happened to get mentioned on Mashable.com. It is like a social-media arms race. Each one of these new tools is like a cool new night club. Hot today, gone tomorrow, replaced with something else.
Tags: Cool, Today, TomorrowEvery president becomes a caricature. The press, partisans, late-night shows, and other arbiters of our culture these days boil down complicated and multi-faceted personalities into one-dimensional punchlines.
Tags: Culture, Days, PresidentGeorge W. Bush is not preoccupied with his legacy - nor with his popularity. He never has been. He has always led based on core conviction and strong principles and has believed that time and distance would allow for context.
Tags: Nor, Strong, TimeGeorge W. Bush was president through some of the darkest days of our history and yet his optimism never waned. He is optimistic by nature, but he also understood the importance of always communicating a sense that things will get better.
Tags: History, Nature, SenseGreat presidents, and even those not so great, never complained about the hands they were dealt. Just the opposite. They assumed they were in the big chair to meet big challenges, no matter how difficult.
Tags: Big, Difficult, GreatHaving been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we should just scrap 'em. Cancel 'em. Just figure out an appropriate forum for the nominee to give an acceptance speech and be done with it.
Tags: Acceptance, Done, GiveI don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the presidency of the United States. People who say, 'It can't happen,' are many of the same people who said we'd never elect an African American.
Tags: Happen, Said, SuccessfulI don't claim any moral or ethical high ground, but I also have chosen not to run for public office. Shouldn't there be a higher standard of conduct for public officials?
Tags: High, Moral, PublicI think that the press has a duty and an obligation to report on local government, state government, federal government - to be aggressive, to do its job. And its job is to report on whatever it's covering.
Tags: Government, Job, WhateverI think the press has an interest in communicating to its viewers or readers, and their viewers or readers drive profit for those news organizations, so I think those news organizations have a certain bias toward their own readers. Yeah, I think they are a special interest. Of course they are.
Tags: Drive, Interest, SpecialI took a lot of heat from Republicans when I stepped out of John McCain's campaign after the 2008 primaries. I still supported McCain, and voted for him, but I just didn't want to be the tip of the spear attacking Obama.
Tags: After, Him, TookI'll tell you, Liz Cheney is going to be a very good candidate. I worked with her during the Bush campaigns. She's smart, she's focused, she's disciplined - and she's got a great back story. She's got a large family. She's a great mom. And she's a hard worker. I think she's going to be a very effective campaigner.
Tags: Family, Good, GreatI've slipped on occasion into the realm of irresponsible invective, but I try to avoid it and generally recant when I fall short. Because name-calling does nothing to improve understanding or move the political debate forward.
Tags: Forward, Political, TryIf Democrats start consistently winning Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado and Nevada, the electoral outlook for Republicans in the future is mighty bleak.
Tags: Future, Start, WinningIf you're running for office, it's tough to be an incumbent. It's tough to run out of Washington. It's better to be an outsider. And Establishment support doesn't help; it more likely hurts.
Tags: Help, Hurts, ToughIn Texas money goes further, with one of the lowest costs of living, one of the lightest tax burdens as a percent of income, and one of the lowest debt-per-capita ratios.
Tags: Goes, Living, MoneyIt doesn't matter if I go on CBS, PBS or Fox. Whoever is interviewing me is going to want to create some conflict in the story, or it's not interesting. That's just the way the news is.
Tags: Create, Matter, StoryIt's just madness. First email. Then instant message. Then MySpace. Then Facebook. Then LinkedIn. Then Twitter. It's not enough anymore to 'Just do it.' Now we have to tell everyone we are doing it, when we are doing it, where we are doing it and why we are doing it.
Tags: Enough, Tell, WhyMarco Rubio is interesting because he checks so many boxes when you think about what a Republican nominee needs. He brings Florida, he's young, he's Hispanic, the Tea Party likes him. But that said, he's got issues, actually surprisingly, ironically, with Mexican-American voters.
Tags: Him, Said, YoungMarketers know - no matter how deep the emotional connection or brand loyalty - when a product does not perform, rational thought overtakes emotion, and most consumers make a new choice.
Tags: Deep, Emotional, LoyaltyMention the name George W. Bush in mixed company, and you're likely to spark a lot of debate and emotion - hot and cold, good and bad. Not a lot of neutral reaction. He was elected in the most controversial contest in American electoral history and governed during one of the most tumultuous decades.
Tags: Bad, Good, HistoryNormally, when politicians talk about 'cutting the budget,' they really mean reducing the amount of increase. Actual spending goes up while the politicians claim to have 'cut the budget.'
Tags: Mean, Talk, WhileNow personally, I think the president should golf every day and never have a press conference. I want the leader of the free world to be as stress-free as possible. And if golf helps fade the psychic heat from the job, by all means tee it up often, Mr. President.
Tags: Free, Job, LeaderOutside events can change a presidential campaign, a president, and the history of the nation: the Iranian hostage crisis, the bombing of the Marine barracks in Beirut, the downing of the helicopter in Mogadishu, Somalia, the suicide attack on the USS Cole, and, of course, the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
Tags: Change, Crisis, HistoryPresidential primary debates are an important part of our political process. But the media has wrested complete control from the parties and candidates over everything, including the number, the format, the qualifications, and the moderators. And they've become a circus.
Tags: Become, Control, PoliticalPresidents should do whatever possible and practical to encourage an environment of cooperation and bipartisanship. And they should maintain a certain level of decorum, diplomacy and decency. But, at the end of the day, presidents get elected to enact change.
Tags: Change, End, WhateverPublic employees contribute real value for the benefit of all citizens. Public-union bosses collect real money from all taxpayers for the benefit of a few.
Tags: Few, Money, RealRepublicans constantly claim to be the party that defends the Constitution. We have no legitimate right to that claim until we get right on gay rights.
Tags: Gay, Rights, UntilRepublicans working in leadership and the trenches are largely old, white, male, out-of-touch, out of ideas, technology averse, and living in the past.
Tags: Leadership, Past, Technology