Monday Quotes

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really.

He wasn't sure exactly which day, but what's noteworthy about that is that is also before Valerie Plame is first identified in the Robert Novak piece that ran on Monday, July 14.

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned.

My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs?

The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.

I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two tournament rounds all kind of the same and now today I've played a different golf course.

I spend some of my time brooding about people who seem addicted to double standards - those who take an allegedly principled stand on a Monday, then switch firmly to the opposite principle on Tuesday if it is to their advantage.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.

Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner.

People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.