New Year's Quotes

What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest?

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don't know?

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.

Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.

Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness; but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise; be wise and thou art happy.

To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.