Old Lady Quotes

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

Women are usually only interesting to studio executives when they are fecund, between the ages of 15 and 30. I decided to get through the really tough patch, around 50, by just cutting my price and playing ten years older. I didn't want to have to wait until I was an old lady to play one.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.