Patrick Murray's Quotes

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.