Pet Quotes

The cat is a dilettante in fur.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name is Fifi and I'm a labrador and I think you're great. Paw paw!'

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I've always been mad about cats.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.

What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes.

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.

Dogs are my favorite people.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

I'm no one's pet, and I intend to be an independent voice in the U.S. Senate.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

I want to be a lawyer, a dancer, an actress, a mother, a wife, a children's author, a distance runner, a poet, a pianist, a pet store owner, an astronaut, an environmental and humanitarian activist, a psychiatrist, a ballet teacher, and the first woman president.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and I've never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me; it felt disloyal.

A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them.

I've been lucky. I've made films that I really like. It's been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. I've gone after lots of things that I didn't get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, you're lucky if you get anything.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.

I don't micromanage, but I do care deeply about every product we make. Every one goes through me, and I try most of our products before they go to market, including our John Paul Pet flea and tick shampoo. If I don't like it, it's not coming out.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness.

Learning from wolves to interact with pet dogs makes about as much sense as, 'I want to improve my parenting - let's see how the chimps do it!'