Pew Quotes

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

I don't have a computer. A computer's a typewriter. I already have a typewriter.

The great fun in my life has been getting up every morning and rushing to the typewriter because some new idea has hit me.

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.