Porch Quotes

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

My favorite scene in all of movies is Gregory Peck in 'To Kill A Mockingbird': You see him where he's on the porch, and his face is almost completely obscured. I don't want to see his face.