Redneck Quotes

I kinda like Florida. It's hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn't Florida the way people think of Florida. It wasn't south Florida. But you could still easily drive to Panama City Beach and get a little bit of Redneck Riviera if you want that. Get some airbrushed T-shirts on, and you're done.

There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.

People don't really think other people are the same.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck.

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.