Ridiculous Quotes

It's ridiculous. My life's been a series of happy accidents.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

I think people are going to return to sanity when they see how ridiculous many of these charges are, and how the predictions are not borne out.

We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be.

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.

I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane obsessiveness for practice and preparation.

I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.

It is curious how instinctively one protects the image of oneself from idolatry or any other handling that could make it ridiculous, or too unlike the original to be believed any longer.

It's never been bad or ridiculous. I know who I am and what I've done, and I'm really comfortable with myself.

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous.

To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.

You can't write about fantasy without being ridiculous.

They have so fundamentally flawed techniques it's ridiculous. They shoot the ball flat. They all stand upright, there's just so many things they do incorrectly.

Today you have something like A Film by Joe Harry. That is patently asinine and ridiculous.

I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.

The Kobe craze really annoyed me. Most of the practitioners had no real understanding of the product and were abusing it and exploiting it in terrible and ridiculous ways. Kobe beef should not be used in a hamburger. It's completely pointless.

There are these boutique writers out there who think if they are not writing their novels sitting at a bistro with their laptops, then they're not real writers. That's ridiculous.

I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market.

Perhaps most ridiculous of all is the suggestion that we 'keep' our radioactive garbage for the use of our descendants. This 'solution', I think, requires an immediate poll of the next 20,000 generations.

I have to laugh when I receive newsletters from major personalities and when you hit reply, you get a 'do-not-reply' address. It's ridiculous! Don't you want your customers to reply to you?

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Here in L.A. the standard of beauty is kind of ridiculous. I want to be doing this when I'm in my fifties and sixties and this isn't what I'm going to look like.

You can't just buy things for the label - it's ridiculous.

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.

As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver. Still, the cleanse has recalibrated my definition of a splurge.

The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb.

Mitt Romney saying that Barack Obama gets an F is one of the most ridiculous things that he has said in this race.

It would be ridiculous for me to say I am unlucky, but, like any other family and any other girl, I've had my ups and downs.

Hold everybody accountable? Ridiculous!

Why would it be ridiculous that Quebec has an army?

Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato.

And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed.

I've learned in my years as a journalist that when a politician says 'That's ridiculous' you're probably on the right track.

I've had so many injuries in my life that it's ridiculous.

Nothing turns off an investor more than when an entrepreneur comes in with a ridiculous valuation.

We're taking part in a divine comedy and we should realise that the play is always a comedy, in that we're all ultimately ridiculous.

In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.

In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.

I like to find those shirts that they only made one of. That's my approach to style. But my vintage T-shirt collection is a little ridiculous.

To send our troops, our ships, our planes to this war is ridiculous.

The whole decathlon is ridiculous, but the 1,500 meters is insanity.

It's the most ridiculous business to be in. It's full of people who have never grown up.

I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.

People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which they are not.

I think that most people think painters are kind of ridiculous, you know?

I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous.

People say I am against Darwin. That is ridiculous.

I know how ridiculous this sounds because of the job I do but I don't believe in romanticism and make-believe.

I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, 'cuz I like noise.

A lot of things went incredibly well for 'Scrubs': from a ridiculous number of downloads on the iPods, to whenever they issue a new season on DVD it kinda sells out, and we got nominated for an Emmy. To be picked up for six years is all gravy, man.

If you get a wrinkle, I don't feel that's indicative of your losing ground. That's ridiculous.

I think it's ridiculous to try to sell records to teenagers, because teenagers don't buy my records. And there ain't that many teenagers out there in the marketplace.

Some people say I've got a five-octave range, which is ridiculous. That would mean I'd sing like Mariah Carey or that alien in 'The Fifth Element.' And I'm nothing like that blue alien. I've got a range of about 3 1/2 octaves.

Have I dated a supermodel? Of course not. I'd look ridiculous.

People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous.

I'm, like, a compulsive eater. I'm going to be so fat when I'm older, it's ridiculous.

I'm so fortunate, it's ridiculous.

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

People like me who are reform-minded ignore the people who say, 'Just criticize and don't do anything and let's win by default.' That's ridiculous.

All the classical genres are now ridiculous in their rigorous purity.

Everything has two sides - the outside that is ridiculous, and the inside that is solemn.

If there are signs that Americans bow to the gods of advertising, there are equally indications that people find the gods ridiculous. It is part of the popular culture that advertisements are silly.

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' has to be one of the most ridiculous hit singles that any international superstars have given the world.

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

People understand we have a dependence upon foreign oil. What they do not understand and find incredibly ridiculous is that we import refined product just making us more dependent on the industry.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.

The prices are ridiculous... I don't see how people can go back and forth to work or to school. How can we afford the gas?

It's a bit ridiculous to have people who have two years of experience handling an $83 billion budget.

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

Trick names are so ridiculous!

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.

Sometimes life gives us lessons sent in ridiculous packaging.

He explained how ridiculous the clowning was, and there and then I decided to settle down and play seriously.