Roger Zelazny's Quotes

I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

I try to sit down at the typewriter four times a day, even if it's only five minutes, and write three sentences.

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.