Seth Rogen's Quotes

You look at CG sometimes and its terrible. You look at CG sometimes and its great.

I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me.

I first did standup at a lesbian bar. I didn't know it was a lesbian bar at the time, but the lesbians loved me. I was huge among the lesbians and am to this day. I'm thrilled with the lesbian support.

I know most people don't like their jobs very much and don't get a lot of personal satisfaction from their jobs. That's something that I really do get a lot of.

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

I'm not one of those actors where filmmakers that I admire ask me to be in their movies. I meet them at parties and they're nice to me, but they never ask me to work with them.

It's my mission to sue the MPAA and take them down. I don't know how to go about doing that. But to me, it seems like it's something that has to be taken care of.

With me, I probably work a lot more than people assume I do, but people don't realize how much work goes into writing and producing and making a movie.

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.

A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.

After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea.

I didn't think I'd ever be an actor.

I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.

I don't weigh myself.

I eat well, and I exercise.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

I guess it's a kind of a goal for any actor to be the lead of a movie. Not for ego reasons, but because it is creatively the biggest challenge.

I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.

I love cold weather.

I mean, I love Comic-Con.

I mean, where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.

I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.

I'm a complete coward in real life.

I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends.

I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are.