Sober Quotes

Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.

It would be better that England should be free than that England should be compulsorily sober.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Till now poets were privileged to insert a certain proportion of nonsense - very far in excess of one-half of one per cent - into their otherwise sober documents.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober, he was mostly in his room.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before.

I wish I'd gotten sober at a younger age.

I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing.

Revolutions are the produce of passion, not of sober and tranquil reason.

I got sober when I was 22 years old.

I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon.

I've written songs sober and I've written songs high.

I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.

This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

What's the point of staying sober?