Steve Harvey's Quotes
Born: 1956-11-23
Profession: Actor
Nation: American
Biography of Steve Harvey
God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.
Tags: God, Successful, TimeIf a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something.
Tags: Give, Wife, WomanFailure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.
Tags: Failure, Great, TeacherWomen are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.
Tags: Life, Men, WomenA guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.
Tags: Guy, Serious, TalkingHow can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.
Tags: Knowledge, Men, WomenI'm not really a relationship expert but ...I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.
Tags: Expert, Manhood, MenComedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
Tags: Change, Good, WhateverMen don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.
Tags: Dreams, Future, MenI have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, some of it is just plain freaky.
Tags: Crazy, Show, TimeHollywood is run by people who sit up in their executive office, who are not connected to Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They know nothing about that, they don't go to church, and they make their decisions about what they think is right.
Tags: Church, Decisions, OfficeI don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Tags: Life, Mean, OldOther than my foundation - mentoring programs - everything I do is for money.
Tags: Foundation, Mentoring, MoneyMy mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.
Tags: Home, Mother, SundayBeing on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.
Tags: Family, Great, TimeI'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.
Tags: Act, Learned, LifeIn times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.
Tags: Helpful, Remember, Times