Table Quotes

I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But it's different when it's your own.

So there is not a lot about me that you don't know other than that I play table tennis. I'm great, I'm great at table tennis! You will look at me and go, 'How does that dude know how to play that well?'

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

What I'm bringing to the pop table is that I'm not pretentious.

You don't get to pick your partners in families; you get assigned a seat at the table.

I am deluded enough to think I can bring something to the table.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

If I have a rough day, and I'm angry, I'll just go into Kirk Douglas and throw over a table. And when I need to lift my spirits, Kermit can always do the trick.

My dressing table was willed to me, with some of my furniture.

I do not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me.

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

I don't go out to clubs. You'll never see me on a table at a bar, jumping up and down.

I still have a vivid memory of my excitement when I first saw a chart of the periodic table of elements.

I have only been seeking to get them to the negotiating table and, thank God, that's where they are.

There are a tremendous amount of environmental issues that are on the table.

Los Angeles has always been on the table with us.

With me, everything's right on the table.

I think when you take forever off the table, it does something really interesting to what you think is important. There's something a little freeing about it.

Negotiations are a euphemism for capitulation if the shadow of power is not cast across the bargaining table.

If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

It used to be twelve people crowded around a sewing table; now it's ten.

You can't go to a negotiating table pointing a gun, but you've got to keep it over your shoulder.

I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

I think to be oversensitive about cliches is like being oversensitive about table manners.

I'm like Jane Austen - I work on the corner of the dining table.

It really bothers me when people don't use coasters. Particularly on my table.