Tampa Quotes

Tampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.

I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times a year for about 10 years straight.

Of all the fictions we heard last week in Tampa, the one I find most troubling is this: If we all just go our own way, our nation will be stronger for it. Because if we sever the threads that connect us, the only people who will go far are those who are already ahead.

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.

I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.