Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Tags: Hurts, Pay, Tax
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Tags: Clothes, Judge, Wife
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
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No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
Tags: Husband, Wife, Winner
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
Tags: Dead, Kinds, Quick