Twitter Quotes

When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that?

I did a rendition of 'Billie Jean' which is on my Soundcloud. I put it on Twitter, and it got about 3000 hits that day.

I'm not on Twitter.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

I do use texting as a great way to communicate quickly, but I don't Twitter or anything.

I breeze through Twitter - I look at the mentions, the pictures, the videos.

I have a Twitter handle, but I never sign on.

I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account.

I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is.

The potential for Twitter is spectacular and great.

Twitter! It's like being stalked by committee!

With Facebook and Twitter, we're all our own little publicists in a way.

I'm actually not on Twitter.

Twitter is the Devil's playground.

I don't have a Twitter account.

Twitter should ban my mother.

I'm not a fan of Twitter.

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.

I think Twitter is great.

I have a Twitter and have followers from all over the world. It's pretty overwhelming.

There is something decidedly faux about the camaraderie of Facebook, something illusory about the connectedness of Twitter.

Twitter is the limit of me putting myself out there.

You won't see Moonves on Twitter.

I don't know if I've learned anything about people, but I've learned about Twitter.