Unpublished Quotes

I've written 16 children's books and five unpublished novels. Some of the latter were breathtakingly bad.

Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.

I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.

Agents will read unpublished work because they might make money, and that's their job. It isn't mine.

I wrote one terrible manuscript after another for a decade and I guess they gradually got a little less terrible. But there were many, many unpublished short stories, abandoned screenplays and novels... a Library of Congress worth of awful literature.