William Goldman's Quotes

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

Being a screenwriter is not enough for a full creative life.

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

The easiest thing to do on earth is not write.

As far as the filmmaking process is concerned, stars are essentially worthless - and absolutely essential.

But this is life on earth, you can't have everything.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

Nobody knows anything.

One way an author dies a little each day is when his books go out of print.

There is one crucial rule that must be followed in all creative meetings. Never speak first. At least at the start, your job is to shut up.

We are men of action, lies do not become us.

Yes, I am a failed playwright. I had three shows on Broadway by the time I was 30. They all flopped, and I fled.

You can never trust what you read.