Wilson Mizner's Quotes
Born: 1970-01-01
Profession: Dramatist
Nation: American
Biography of Wilson Mizner
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
Tags: Begins, Lying, ReadI've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Tags: Fortune, Lawyers, LeaveI've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
Tags: Audience, Hollywood, MovieThe difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
Tags: Between, Difference, WisdomDo not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
Tags: Done, Great, SmallBe nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Tags: Brainy, Meet, NiceIf you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Tags: Plagiarism, Research, StealGod help those who do not help themselves.
Tags: God, Help, ThemselvesA slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
Tags: Ambition, Fortune, HimI hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
Tags: Careless, Efforts, HateA fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Tags: Declaring, Fellow, FoolVisit partners pages
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Tags: After, Good, WhileA drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Tags: Drama, Him, SurprisesAll anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
Tags: Anger, Degree, RuleIn the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
Tags: Battle, Existence, Talent