Yogi Berra's Quotes

We have deep depth.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

Pair up in threes.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

I guess I've got a smart wife.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

I don't mean to be funny.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

I never said most of the things I said.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

The future ain't what it used to be.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

It ain't over till it's over.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?