Zipper Quotes
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Tags: Men, Pain, Real ✍ Author: Emo PhilipsI once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in Times Square and I felt pretty thrilled, but not quite as thrilled as I felt when I saw my name in the 'Examiner' for the first time.
Tags: Once, Pretty, Time ✍ Author: Simon ArmitageFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Tags: Finally, Forget, Next ✍ Author: George BurnsBut inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
Tags: God, Inside, Nose ✍ Author: Leah ReminiI was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny and the boys would say, 'Turn sideways and stick out your tongue, you look like a zipper.'
Tags: Definitely, Tongue, Turn ✍ Author: Krysten Ritter