Zsa Zsa Gabor's Quotes

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?

Macho does not prove mucho.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.