I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

I'm not going to be lectured to.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words 'abortion' or 'tax hikes' pass their lips.

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would except that it would put them on the same side as the United States.