I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

I'm a late-night guy.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.