Fat Quotes

About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I'm fretting.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.

Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

As a dancer I've always checked my body constantly; 'Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day?'

When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight!

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.

I put on the fat suit and went outside and walked around. I was really nervous about being found out, but nobody would even make eye contact with me. It really upset me.

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out Chinese meals are saturated in fat. I'd just like to meet them! I mean, what do they do for pleasure?

A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.

I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.

I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me.

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

If anything, the bailouts actually hindered lending, as banks became more like house pets that grow fat and lazy on two guaranteed meals a day than wild animals that have to go out into the jungle and hunt for opportunities in order to eat.

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

You're never too fat for a new purse.

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.

If I'm two pounds heavier, I'm fat. If I'm skinnier, I'm sick. It's ridiculous. And that's not coming from agents or designers.

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.

We've going to bring back thighs. Enough of these size zeros. Thighs, and back fat, and over-the-belt fat, it's all got to come back again, and we're the ones to do it.

I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life.

All fat women look the same; they all look 42.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.

I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that we're fat. You read one line in a magazine and it sends you into a tailspin.

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat.

People will make mean comments. People are going to say that you're fat, that you're this, that you're that. You just have to be comfortable in your own skin.

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant.

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

I'm an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content in ground meat in a burger and can actually name the temperature to which it was actually cooked to the degree if I'm, you know, really on my game.

It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.

Because muscle is heavier than fat, dancers weigh more than you might think, but they are usually very lean.

I always recommend a sensible diet, including lots of carbohydrates and avoiding too much fat. Dancers don't need different fuel from other people - they just need more of it because they use more energy.

People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial.

There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people.

I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!

They lard their lean books with the fat of others work.

After we have calmly stood by and allowed monopolies to grow fat, we should not be asked to make them bloated.

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean.

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

The person who should really write an appreciation of the late great Dom DeLuise is Burt Reynolds, who, even more than Mel Brooks, made of the jolly, beanie wearing fat man a side-kick and a legend.

A steak needs fat to taste great.

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.

I use a lot of fresh citrus, garlic, and fresh herbs when cooking to cut down on fat and sodium but punch up flavor. Our cupboards and fridge are full of condiments - mustards, vinegars, etc. that also add tons of flavor but are low in fat, calories, or other processed additives.

I'm learning a lot about the culture of weight loss. I didn't know there were bloggers out there who were proud to be fat.

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

I was rather a fat little boy.

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

Eating properly is great. I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out, but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.

You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?

I was born fat and have always been, which was just fine and even healthy and cute until I turned ten or so. Puberty hit like a hurricane and brought a new set of rules. All of a sudden it was my fault I was chubby.

Economic gross is making us fat.

Mine is the least fat diet in the world.

I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.

I won't rewrite on set, but I'll just trim the fat.

Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

I use a lot of spices, fresh veggies and fruit, extra virgin olive oil, nuts, avocado, soybeans and organic ingredients as often as possible. We need fat in our diets and using the healthier fats is key.